IE6 hands down;
IE6 has longevity; like any relationship, you want that jank to last;
IE6 is infamous in webcomm, scorned and disliked by virtually all; exactly what you should seek in a partner; some of the h8rs are really just jealous
IE6 played a major role in not only starting Browser Wars 2 (ongoing) but also the development of CSS3, HTML5 and JavaScript Frameworks; it’s only natural that the love of your life would be so influential they would play a vital role in the ongoing creation and development of not just your livelihood, interests, hobbies, but of something world changing.
IE6 is quirky ass hell; just like all of us….i’d rather know about my baby’s problemos up front, as opposed to having them creep up randomly @ the most inopportune moment.
but lastly, more people are familiar with IE6 then any other browser version ever…..of course you want everyone to know about you and your girl; not the details, just the package. Everyone that recognizes her will automatically identify her to you (nar·cis·sis·tic at its worst!) but more importantly, they’ll link you to her. If it’s not too ego deflating for you.
Lastly, because being familiar with IE6 has not only taught me the world in cross-browser compatibility, core css, the DOM(s), etc, but it has also taught me to think outside the box, separate my behaviors, etc……….I could go on; the point is I would not be where I am today without learning how to dominate IE6, and that is exactly what you should look for a in a mate. Continuous development, looking past shortcomings, work arounds, but really, just dealing with shitte.
Oh yeah, IE6 has made me alot of money, a trait I most certainly will not seek out in a mate, but it’s just that nice tasty icing on the cake.

http://www.google.com/chrome

I feel an torrid affair coming on.