Hi, I’m Grace Smith

I’d marry Lynx.

She’s all about the content and doesn’t care about her looks… But she’s sleek and slim and sassy.

Definately Chrome. Nice slim little bod and some great curves

ha ha, great list. Thanks for including my ‘domestic violence’ tweet.

Chrome!

Opera of course. Innocent, Sexy, Good looking, great personality and general less buggy and less nagging.

Google Chrome

Would have to be Firefox, but I would keep Safari for my mistress!

I see the browsers like this :

Firefox – cool, dude-type
Safari – rich, sexy, proud
Opera – sexy, but unfortunately a robot, not human
Chrome – lovely, minimalist, sexy too
IE – prehistoric beast

I’d marry Chrome. Then I’d rename her Chromiana. Or Chroma.

Firefox, no doubt. She’s versatile, very beaulty and learn a lot more to help me do everything better. About her space usage, who matter with some extra pairs of shoes and clothes in wardrobe?!

Chrome is fast and easy but that’s not what you want in a wife… Safari is a looker but she’s kind of high maintenance.

I think I’d marry Firefox. She drives me crazy and for some reason says she has a headache and refuses to do anything everyday at 4pm but when it’s good it’s really good. She’ll wear what you want and do what you want while and be happy about it.

Opera of course, and I don’t have to say more!

Personally I’d go width Firefox it is friendly and offer a lot of complements to work width, but anyway Chrome should be my lover lol

Not sure if marriage is my style, yet. I’ll just flirt with them all, keep them happy and choose when I’m ready to settle down!

Would definitely be Firefox – reliable, good-looking, good fun, sense of humour & definitely wouldn’t cheat on you!

Being muslim, I’ll mary 2 :
Firefox & Chrome

I’ll probably be a true American and divorce twice from two of those browsers. Of course the hot girl everyone likes (Safari) and then I end up with the ugly one (IE6). Life imitating art?

I would mary Safari–for it’s beauty and reliability.

Chrome

Fantastic post Grace, made me laugh!

In a serious relationship with Firefox. Chrome is hot and has successfully tempted me away on occasion. But I always go back.

But then who is IE? The lover?

I used to have this boyhood crush on IE5.5, but when I entered web design puberty I realized she was too immature.

Then came a year of bliss living with Firefox, but she always wanted new updates – and never asked me before she went out and got them. I dumped her. (I’d give Chrome a try if it wouldn’t saddle me with lousy in laws)

I’ve been happily living with my beloved Safari, since she was 2. As a piece of software sometimes she’s got quarks, but we get along fine. She’s got style, she’s got a consistent look, and me and her parents get along just fine. Her big, protective brother, OS X, and I hang out all the time. No glitches, just a very very seldom (minor) misunderstanding that we quickly work out.

Too long-winded? Sry..

I would marry Firefox, cos I get along with it and gives me no probs.

and If you’re a browser, I’ll marry you :p

I am a honest man and I would marry IE!!! (and have a secret affair with Opera). IE comes from a good family and even if at the moment is not rich, pretty and funny, it is still a factor in the society. Opera has everything, it is smart, funny, flexible… just that it does not have a good marketing around.

Firefox was very sexy and attractive to everyone in the beginning. It promised what IE did not have, to be slim and sexy as a super model. With time Firefox started to grow fat and slow. It wants a lot of addons and at the moment complains a lot. On the other hand someone mentioned Chrome for a marriage, it looks a lot of outlook and nothing inside.

lol best post this year for sure!!!
id agree with @johnnypixel : Can’t say which one i’d marry but I’d divorce IE6 in a second!!

once divorce is thru tho …. consider me Mrs Chrome!

IE6, i like a messy girl haha

I think I would have to go for Opera, the subtle beauty in the room that only a few really notice. Has a touch of elegance about it, very adroit and would remain loyal in the fact you actually noticed her.

Chrome would stab you in the back by blabbing to her friends about everything you do (subtle dig at Google’s datamining), she is the high maintenance chick that would bleed your wallet dry. looks good on your arm but as soon as someone else comes along with a better salary than you… she is off!

Firefox is a little tubby and not the best looker but there is room for improvement, I wouldn’t write her off and keep her number in my black book just in case things went pear shaped. I like options.

Internet Explorer is the bar slut, so desperate for more attention she would sleep with you in the hope that you would mistake sex for love and stick around to become a father figure to her annoying children, (IE6 & IE7). The sex would fulfill a need for a while but you know you could do a lot better and all your mates tell you as well.

I wouldn’t marry Firefox…has had too many lovers. Chrome is way too clean, not much fun there. I’d go with Opera. Looks like a fun browser to go out with..

Firefox without probz

I love the elegance of Safari, so cool
But I’d marry Firefox, it’s smart, flexible, it helps me a lot at work!

I will love Opera, Safari but when comes to marriage, there is no change but Firefox.

Firefox is my first choice.

Ha Ha. Great post idea! Love the answers!
Firefox is the boy you should marry because he has all the nice attributes and reliability, but Safari is the good-looking rebel that lures you away.

I use Google Chrome, but i would definitely marry Safari!!! )

As the old “F**k, Marry, Kill” game goes, I’d f**k Safari, marry Firefox, and kill IE (IE6 if I have to pick one crappy version over another).

What a great post!

Marriage for me is about having a life friend. Cute and sexy is a short lived goal. Your partner needs to grow with you.

Its changed over the years, but NCSA’s Mosaic is today’s FireFox. I’d call that a long term relationship and FF will grow with you.

I’ll go for Firefox not because it’s famous & well-used but because of the useful add-ons available for web development.

I chose IE cos it’s beautiful , rich but stupid

IE is the herpes of the internet age; it flares up every now and then and makes you wish you’d never used it in the first place. Firefox is the sexy gal/guy at the bar that you invite home and then they eat all your food. Safari promises adventure, but then takes the turns too fast and plunges down into a ravine. Opera is opera…something most people think they should know more about but never take the time to explore. Chrome is like getting a shiny new Porsche; you’ve saved for it for so long that you drop the money without taking it for a test drive and then realize that it’s just a mode of transportation that takes a lot more gas.

i agree with pugler
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I’d marry Shiira. All the elegance of Safari, a few extra features, and a sexier name.

I really like Firefox with all her fancy gadgets (plug-ins)…but the simple elegance of Chrome wins me over.

I would go with firefox. I love it add ons!

Firefox of course, with or without her add-ons.

I’d marry IE6. I like it rough.

It’s been really hard for me to tell my long time girlfriend firefox she has just let herself go. She is gaining weight and hardly puts make up on anymore. I’ve been seeing safari these last few weeks it’s been great. I wish I could marry safari…. Then I’d have nice things.

Funny stuff there Grace!

Thanks everyone for your fantastic comments so far! Keep em’ coming….

Maybe it’s not exactly marriage material, but with all those funky-cool add-ons, power gizmos and millions of adoring fans worldwide always hanging around and screaming out it’s name… damn, Firefox is just so HOT!!!

Firefox. Never lets me down.

What a brilliant post Grace

Hmmm – I’d probably take Firefox up the aisle and keep Camino and Chrome as my secret lovers.

Safari! What else? and if Safari is already taken, I think Chrome, but surely a webkit Browser! No not Firefox, tooo slow, tooo overpacked, toooo damn every day another update!

Klick on Firefox and you’ll wait at least 2 minutes until you can Browse, cause there’s some update of course.

Klick on Safari and 2 seconds later you already got the results on google.

Update.
Oh and i prefer the developer tools of Safari much over the add-ons of firefox, do y’all have experienced its great features?

And paring Safari with Stand and the delicious plugin well there’s nothing to miss.

Lynx || Chrome

Pure, simple, elegant, fast, secure.

I have spent so many long nights with Opera for the past dozen years I should marry her, she is constantly new, enlarges for me when my eyes are weary, bu oh I still long for my fist love, Mosaic. Oh where oh where has she gone.

A true Opera lover.

So funny . I’m loving Safari (No Marry)

Although I’m writing this with Chrome, I’m tied up in a forever love-affair with Firefox. I’ve known her since college, and she’s the most versatile browser out there.

I’ll marry three browser for different reasons; flock for uploading photos to my facebook, opera for downloading large files, and safari for usual browsing! firefox was my ex; divorced few days ago before I married safari haha.

Woah Guys! What about flock, the new kid on the block, a social networking browser, that has an interface that will knock the others out of the water. Powered by Firefox. Check it out! Flock.com

As much as I’d want to marry Chrome, I’d be wary of what people would say about me being involved with such a young browser plus I wouldn’t want to get onto the young browser-offenders list.

So, I’d have to Marry Firefox, but only until Chrome Matures and she is of legal age

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I think you should give a prize to #14 in your post, the guy who said he’d marry IE 6 because it’s going to die soon and he’s a gold digger. That is hilarious! I loved this whole post.

I think I’d need a work wife and a fun wife.

Work wife would be Firefox. Indispensible for design and development, flexible and customizable. But also resource heavy, unstable and massively overrated.

Fun wife would probably be Safari 4. Sleek, quick and very usable, but also with annoying flaws.

Chrome might be a wife in future, right now though she’s underage and so I keep my distance (…stretching the metaphor to it’s limit at this stage).

Oh, it would be definitelly IE6, this is the best browser in the world .. ok, just playing. My vote is for Mozilla Firefox 3.5 and may be a little for the newest Opera 10.

I really suggest to all Firefox Lovers, to try Developer Tools of Firefox/WebKit once! You’ll love it!

Firefox would definitely be my long term partner of choice, but every now and again I´d have to sneak off for a liason with chrome.

Chrome. YOUNG. ATHLETIC. HOT. AND OH SOOOO FINE!

HANDS DOWN. THERE IS NO QUESTION . NO ARGUMENT. THE END.

(HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!)

I was married to Firefox but then Chrome came along…

I couldn’t figure out what all the fuss was about FF, then I used it. WOW..I’d marry FF any day.

it would be opera with webkit-speed and a bit of chrome on top!

It would have to be Safari. But I would have to cheat with Firefox. One’s not enough! And hopefully, this can be a safe and kind “ménage à trois”.

oooh… Chrome for Mac has just walked in the door

http://www.google.com/chrome

I feel an torrid affair coming on.

Yeah, I have to say I’ve tried divorcing myself from IE6 many times, but it keeps coming back to haunt me … oh for the day when we won’t be able to make this joke, huh?

I’m currently married to Safari, but sometimes Firefox gets the job done when I’m at work.

Opera swept me off my feet. Although occasionally, I’ll still cat around with Firefox and Safari.

Are we speaking Browsers of Browser Versions?

IE6 hands down;
IE6 has longevity; like any relationship, you want that jank to last;
IE6 is infamous in webcomm, scorned and disliked by virtually all; exactly what you should seek in a partner; some of the h8rs are really just jealous
IE6 played a major role in not only starting Browser Wars 2 (ongoing) but also the development of CSS3, HTML5 and JavaScript Frameworks; it’s only natural that the love of your life would be so influential they would play a vital role in the ongoing creation and development of not just your livelihood, interests, hobbies, but of something world changing.
IE6 is quirky ass hell; just like all of us….i’d rather know about my baby’s problemos up front, as opposed to having them creep up randomly @ the most inopportune moment.
but lastly, more people are familiar with IE6 then any other browser version ever…..of course you want everyone to know about you and your girl; not the details, just the package. Everyone that recognizes her will automatically identify her to you (nar·cis·sis·tic at its worst!) but more importantly, they’ll link you to her. If it’s not too ego deflating for you.
Lastly, because being familiar with IE6 has not only taught me the world in cross-browser compatibility, core css, the DOM(s), etc, but it has also taught me to think outside the box, separate my behaviors, etc……….I could go on; the point is I would not be where I am today without learning how to dominate IE6, and that is exactly what you should look for a in a mate. Continuous development, looking past shortcomings, work arounds, but really, just dealing with shitte.
Oh yeah, IE6 has made me alot of money, a trait I most certainly will not seek out in a mate, but it’s just that nice tasty icing on the cake.

Chrome!

Last to the party. Damn. Looks like I’m going home with Netscape Navigator.